The Queen of Vada, Adam 'Beyonce' Lowe, delivers his annual Christmas address and wishes you all a fabulous Christmas.
Providing the End hasn't befallen humanity by time of publication, Tim explores the strange history of apocalyptic predictions and the fateful tidings of the Prophet Hen of Leeds.
Artist Conor Collins gives his take on why the British are too intimidated by art. It's all the French's fault. Or is it something deeper?
'Tis the season, and to meet the occasion we're rolling out our resident Grumpy Old Man, Andy, to give you his take on the recent trend of acoustic cover ads.
Tim asks the elephant-in-the-room question no one else seems to be: 'What's the point of marriage anyway?'
Callum shares his experience performing at the Edinburgh Fringe, and explores the reaction to a gay comic who likes heavy metal, real ale and darts...
Oh the weather outside is frightful, But my overdraft's so delightful... Afshan takes us through the joy and DEBT of Christmas 2012.
Stuart takes on the awkward silence of sexuality in football and asks where a gay 'hero' could come from.
Afshan fights through the media buzz surrounding the announcement of Will & Kate's first child, and wonders what it will look like... and why it even matters.