17 signs you have a very cool mother

Daniel Wren

Times are changing. It was often the case that coming out was a lonely and isolating experience. Okay, it often still is for many people. But there is hope – because there are some mums (my mum, for instance) who are so cool it makes the whole coming out thing so much easier. Coming out is always a personal experience, but with friends and family behind you, you can overcome many of the challenges you may face.

As a thank you to all those wonder-mums who support their queer kids no matter what, here’s our list of 17 Signs You Have a Very Cool Mum.

1. She’s an advocate for safer sex.

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2. She tells it like it is.

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3. She can delegate.

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4. She doesn’t judge you on your bad outfits.


5. She doesn’t need to tell you off to let you know you’ve disappointed her.

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6. She enjoys a varied and active sex life. And she doesn’t mind you knowing.


7. She understands that clubbing is more important than family get-togethers.


8. She doesn’t take shit.

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9. Even from Chuck Norris.

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10. She’s so calm and collected.

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11. She’s always been a good role model.


12. She won’t let anyone badmouth you.

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13. She loves you, despite the fact your birth was pretty much like this scene from Poltergeist:


14. All your friends are terrified of her, but love her too.

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15. Remember that teacher who didn’t like you in school? She dealt with that with total calm and class.

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16. She’ll cope just fine once you leave home.


17. In fact, she’s so cool, she even takes her own mum clubbing.

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And to all those mothers who don’t support their queer kids?

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We have just one thing to say to you:

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About Daniel Wren

Vada Magazine staff writer. Interested in travel, news, politics and dating.