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‘Ex-gay’ former porn star-turned-Christian fundamentalist Joseph Sciambra has posted a YouTube video where he claims that anal sex ‘releases demons into the world’.
In his video he says, ‘I’m going to talk about the devil and why he loves anal sex. Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally.’
He went on to add, ‘I do believe that it [anal sex] creates a doorway literally into the demonic, the supernatural.’
So how do you know if you’ve accidentally opened up a gateway to Hell in your rectum? Let’s take the test.
No matter how much you contour, you just don’t look your usual self.
You try to focus, but you can’t see straight.
Your farts carry a whiff of the apocalyptic about them.
There’s something strange in your gaybourhood.
And you feel aggressive all the time.
Because you have an unholy hunger inside you.
A hunger that won’t stop.
But mostly you’ll know because you get demons crawling out of your lovebox.
So what now? Well, if like us, it turns out you have demons in your anus, there’s only one suitable reaction to have.
Once more with feeling…
And why shouldn’t you give a fuck?
Because an ‘ex-gay’ porn star told you you’re possessed by the Devil.
Because you take it up the rear.
And you need to go to a gay conversion therapy camp to heal yourself.
Yeah. We had this reaction too:
‘Stop your evil ways or you’ll go to Hell!’