Mommie Smearest: Joan Crawford writing and rapping from the grave

Adam Lowe

So we have absolutely no idea what this is, but ‘Joan Crawford’ has apparently dropped this deliciously catty new song ‘Bitch… Selfie Ain’t Make You No Movie Star’. Except, it’s not really Joan Crawford, but celebrity impersonator Bonnie Kilroe.

The single accompanies the fake posthumous biography Mommie Smearest. According to the blurb, Joan is stopped at the pearly gates and has to redeem contemporary celebrity culture or face eternal damnation in Hell. Or something. Then all kinds of silliness follows.

We’re not sure what any of it means, but it’s fun anyway. You can pick up the book from Amazon and all bookshops with a bad taste section.

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About Adam Lowe

Adam Lowe is an award-winning author, editor and publisher from Leeds, now based in Manchester. He runs Dog Horn Publishing and is Director and Writing Coordinator for Young Enigma, a writer development programme for LGBT young people. He sometimes performs as Beyonce Holes.