Closer or Love is the Law
Ash revisits Closer and the world of Jude Law, Natalie Portman and their vigorous, vigorous off-screen sex and tepid, tepid, on-screen conversations about sex…
Film
The Fellowship of the Ring or An Unexpectedly Bloody Journey
Ash looks at the left wing insurgency in Middle Earth also known as the War of the Ring.
The Fugitive or Harrison Ford: The Solo Years
Ash revisits The Fugitive and sets the stage for Harrison Ford vs. The One-Armed Bandit.
Die Hard or ‘Twas the Heist before Christmas
Ash presents the ultimate Christmas film, Die Hard, in a new light. Yippee-ki-yay mother******s.
Batman: The Movie or Holy Onomatopoeia, Batman!
Ash looks back at a simpler, Lycra-clad time as he revisits the wonder of the 1966 release Batman: The Movie.
Lethal Weapon or The Passion of Mel Gibson
Ash revisits the classic Lethal Weapon with fresh eyes and wonders how a psychotic, nihilistic Mel Gibson ever ended up on the Homicide squad…
The Terminator
28 years on, 28 years strong, Ash Issac takes a humorous look at a film that you’ve probably seen a million times anyway.